Annie: You hit 227 home runs in the minors. : Our goal is to provide our readers with the best collections of quotes on topics like love, life, relationships and more. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. Your fastball's up, your curveball's hanging. What are you doing standing here? Clubhouse reporter Joe Reardon : Why does he want me to throw the heat again, I just threw it. : Well, I believe in the soulhe hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Nope. Im figuring Im just gonna cave in and sleep with her. And when you speak of me, speak well. Crash Davis, 28. Joe Riggins. Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Its a simple game! What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. You hit the ball. This is the damndest season I've ever had; the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid! But this week, Ive rewatched "Bull Durham" a couple of timesto rank this brilliant movies best quotes/scenes, and now Im just as convinced this ones my favorite. Relax. Time out. Youve got a Hall of Fame arm, but youre pissing it away., Nuke LaLoosh: I aint pissing it away. Strikeouts are boring. : You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. Crash Davis Quit screwing around and help me up.. Clubhouse reporter Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Crash Davis : You got a gift. Crash: Hows Annie? Crash Davis You know, just because sometimes you manage to be clever and you have a nice smile does not mean you are not full of shit. Annie Savoy, 12. [stands up] What do you think? He hops up to Crashs seat on the bus. Its an egg. Think about that for a while. You're smart, professional. You know, calm her down., Nuke LaLoosh: Im just talking about one time., Crash Davis: If you give in now, you might start losing. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and they're sitting together on her porch swing, on a. And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco, also known as "Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco," was a brand of loose-leaf tobacco manufactured by W.T. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. The setup: Annie and Millie are sitting in their game-day spot. Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. Yeah, and he scrambled the son of a bitch. 35. : These all make Bull Durham one of the greatest and most relatable sports comedy movies of all time! Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! Crash: Youre in the wrong business, Jack. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cm. And don't hold the ball so hard, OK? While these things make up for an exciting plot, we must not think of Bull Durham as only entertainment. Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. I got him! When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Annie Savoy Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry. Crash Davis Crash Davis? Some days, "Bull Durham." Annie: Of course Im trying to seduce you, for Gods sake! I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think? Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Crash Davis I got a Porsche already. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., Larry Hockett: Sears sucks, Crash. By Chris Privett | December 1, 2015 | Explore NC. Annie: You most certainly did. (Batter hits home run. hit em where they ain't bull durham. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. Crash Davis He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Its more democratic.Why its the best: Nobody wants to be a fascist. Each has his/her own conflict: Crash struggles to end his career with some measure of dignity; Nuke struggles to make it to the \"big show\"; and Annie struggles to find something more than a roll in the hay -- and of course, Crash and Nuke come into conflict over Annie's affections to further complicate matters. (Long pause) Skip: Its a miracle. Annie: I know!. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time.". Sheesh. 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You hit white balls for batting practice. Where can I go? Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. In hindsight, though, shes anything but. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. Cmon, bring it. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh 21. Courtesy of EMI-Pathe Marconi. Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. Crash Davis Crash: Ball four!Why its the best: Crash accurately sizes up the kid in about two seconds. : That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. (Crash walks out the door.) Think classy, and youll be classy. The story follows Ebby Calvin Laloosh who is part of the loosing single-A team Durham Bulls. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but its also a job. Annie Savoy, Nuke LaLoosh: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. When you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand., 14. Larry: Okay, well candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. The story belongs to Annie as much as it does to Crash and Nuke. What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. Crash: Give me the ball. Bull Durham (1988) clip with quote Hit 'em where they ain't! Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. Crash: He still hasnt touched the plate! how come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo? Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, and you hit the ball. Hes gotta waste one. Crash: Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? Throw it. Crash: Well, 247 home runs in the minor-leagues would be kind of a dubious honor. The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. Im telling you to keep your hands out of this. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. This guys got some serious s.Why its the best: All I can think is that, in todays game, theres zero chance a bonus-baby youngster would even be allowed to stay in a game long enough to face at least 36 batters 18 Ks, 18 BBs but that was a different time. We want you to mature the kid. What they give me lasts 142 games." In real life: The Durham Bulls played 140 games in 1987, finishing with a 65-75 record. Crash Davis It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us., 27. : : You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral. ( yada yada yada ) Crash: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. Its arrogance, not ignorance., 19. : Annie Savoy: Yeah? I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. : Oh, yeah. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Crash, thinking: Alright, youve seen all his pitches. You should know that by now. Crash feels he did nothing wrong. We're dealing with a lot of shit. Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I want to be exotic, and mysterious!, 12. : Let's have some fun out here! Fear and ignorance. : I hook up with one guy a season. Annie: Why not? Uh, it's like pheromones. Oh my. His speech was followed by Annie's classic, breathless response: "Oh, my!" She followed after him to the door as he walked out, and pleaded: "Crash, wait! I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. The American game. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh What do I got to do? Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. (Crash walks to the mound) You know why? According to the actor and former independent baseball leaguer, he agreed to play Crash Davis, but when he returned from a trip out. : Dont (something). Huh? At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. Starting to think how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh. (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. : Twenty-one greatest days of my life. You got a gift. The Lion Guard (2016) - S02E17 The Scorpion's Sting, The Lion Guard (2016) - S01E01 The Rise of Makuu. We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. : Larry: Hes got a million-dollar arm but a five-cent head.Why its the best: Ive talked with hundreds of baseball players over the years and Im continually amazed at their ability to recall details just like this from years earlier. Listen, sweetheart. Bull Durham soundtrack from 1988, composed by Various Artists, Bennie Wallace. I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. Ump: I did not spit on you! Crash Davis: You be arrogant, even when you're getting beat. It is the quintessential modern sports film about America's greatest game, starring three very complex characters involved in a love triangle and mentoring relationship - the film's plot integrally wove . And this is my list, so this makes the Top 10. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. How'd we ever win eight? Thinking too much. Quote Ambition is your source for quotes. You hit white balls for batting practice. Crash, thinking: Alright, 1-2. Stay back. Who we play tomorrow? Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. All's I want is a date. : [Gets in Crash's face] The bull from the movie was demoted to being on display in 1995 when the team moved to the new ballpark, while a new bull replaced the prop on the field. Crash Davis Skip: Eight and 16. Thats the point. Annie: Oh my. Crash Davis And, yeah, he has way too many junk wax baseball cards. Crash: You got a gift. Allright meat, show him your heat. Crash: If you give in now, you might start losing. 1. You're *outta*! : : 3. Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous?, 28. Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Lollygaggers! Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. I don't know where it's gonna go. Crash: Alright, meat. The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie. Hopeless. Throw it. Crash: Yep. Annie Savoy is labeled to be a baseball groupie, and because of that, many people might believe shes objectifying herself. What the hell was that? Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash Davis And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. : Instead, we also learn more about each character and how they teach us things about life and empowerment that we can always remember. Bus leaves six in the morning.Why its the best: Oh, man. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh And you Larry Hockett should remember me, 'cause about five years ago in the Texas League you were pitching for El Paso and I was batting clean-up for Shreveport. : You hayseed. Annie: Crash, that was fabulous. Crash: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. We want you to mature the kid. Crash Davis: You be arrogant, even when youre getting beat. But, Joe. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. [exasperated] Crash Davis MORE: Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", Anyway, on to the reason you clicked on the story. Crash: He still aint touched the plate. Nuke: What do I got? It feels out there. Nasty. Umpire: Time out! Nuke LaLoosh: How come you dont like me?, Crash Davis: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. These are the ground rules. : [Crash calls for a curve ball, Ebby shakes off the pitch twice]. Whats our record, Larry? I think probably with my love of four-legged creatures and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime I was probably Catherine the Great, or Francis of Assisi. Charlie, here comes the deuce. Right. Crash Davis Annie: What do you believe in, then? If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes, and the press will think youre colorful. Crash relents, but tells the hitter whats coming. 8. And when you speak of me, speak well. Another player: Theyre really, hot, huh?Why its the best: Crash tells these guys about the dream, and that horny bastards only response is the girls are hot, huh? Sheesh. Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. Nuke: I knew it. A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. 7. Its great. : We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. She states that every season she gives herself to a new player, guiding him through each game in order to help the team. Crash: Im just happy to be here. You know, hes really different. Her advice isnt exactly traditional. Crash says he isnt interested in a woman whos interested in a boy like LaLoosh. Taglines Contents 1 Annie Savoy 2 Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. Hey. You're a cocksucker. The setup: Annies at the bar, talking with Max Patkin, the clown prince of baseball. 29. Write it down. : You know, calm her down. Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff? Hold it like an egg.Why its the best: Because its an egg, right? Annie: and, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Throw some ground balls, it's more democratic., Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Look for the fastball up. Crash Davis You having fun yet? The design became the most famous trademark in the world. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: after Ebby didn't listen to Crash, and the ball became a home run] You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? We yada yadad the best part. Beats the hell out of working at Sears. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and theyre sitting together on her porch swing, on a rainy late-summer day. "I. : I'm not sure which one. Nuke (LaLoosh) is known as a pitcher with a million-dollar arm, but a five-cent head , who has the potential to join the major league. You got it?, 31. Crash, though, is staring his own baseball mortality in the face. But you dont respect the game, and thats my problem. : I dont want to think about quantum physics and I dont wanna think about nothin. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Annie Savoy : : Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. : C'mon, right in the chest. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. He also dabbles in college hoops and other sports. Come on, dazzle me. I hate cute! The Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.. You're gonna have to learn your clichs. You better cool off. CRASH Hit me in the chest with this. Howd we ever win eight? Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob.Why its the best: As a member of the press, I can confidently tell you we would think hes a slob, not colorful, if he won 20 in the bigs with fungus-covered shower shoes. You dont want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.. : I can expand their minds. Annie Savoy, 8. I quit, all right? After all, well learn about lifes disappointments through Crash Davis and womens empowerment through Annie Savoy. Go get 'em. Huh? When I finished, I would have definitely told you thats my favorite. Who is this Annie? God, I love this song. Here are some baseball related 'Bull Durham' quotes. Nuke: How? 1. I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. Romance is a lot like baseball. : In reel life: Annie makes a pretty big deal of pointing out that there . I just want to be. There are no perfect answers, though I hope I came close. How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. The setup: In the throes of passion, Annie calls Nuke by Crashs name. CRASH Throw it. We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. : Larry says, Whos this? And Crash says, Im the player to be named later. And then shows the mental baseball knowledge that makes him the perfect guy to mentor LaLoosh. You got a gift. This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. I ranked everything before I put actual numbers on the list. Skip, the manager, tells him they want Crash, a veteran catcher, to mentor bonus baby Ebby LaLoosh, a right-handed pitcher with an arm capable of reaching the majors. A Major League love story in a Minor League town. God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons so quit screwin' around and help me up. Havin' a blast. : He's behind home plate - don't look. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. Youre pushing it! Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. : Crash Davis Crash Davis You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, you're wrong. But, Joe. Youre going to have to know them. Only Crash Davis stands out this year, begging the question: what are these boys thinking about? We need a live is it a live rooster? You've been around. What the fuck is that? Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh I know. So many classic lines in one short scene. Theyre your friends. Teach me something new, man. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Don't try to strike everybody out. I cant keep giving you these free lessons. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Annie Savoy Hit them where they ain't. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Havent you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela, he just doesnt even look when he pitches? Why are you shaking me off? And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Annie Savoy I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. This is utterly fucking hopeless. : You see, theres a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh: God, I think you're real cute. I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? Annie: All right, honey. Nuke: Crash? And I wanna hear every damn one of them, but now, Im tired, and I dont want to think about baseball. And you should know that!Why its the best: Its now that Annie and Crash realize the fire of the argument means they probably need to be together. Nuke: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. Ha ha, ha ha! Don't try to strike everybody out. And it could be argued that Durham was as central to the plot as Crash Davis, Nuke Laloosh and Annie Savoy. The setup: Were starting this list with the end of the movie, the final line of Annies narration. Crash: No, just no. Crash Davis is brought to Durham to teach rookie pitcher Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, played by Tim Robbins, about the game and how to reach the major league. Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. Nuke: Oh yeah? You dont need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. A couple of weeks ago, I ranked the top 30 quotes from "Major League," on the 30th anniversary of that classics release.
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